Hammer & Stain East Michigan
5/30/2026 - Goose on the Loose Paint Party -1:00pm - H&S East Michigan Studio
5/30/2026 - Goose on the Loose Paint Party -1:00pm - H&S East Michigan Studio
🪿 GOOSE ON THE LOOSE PAINT PARTY!
Harbor Beach… prepare yourself. A flock is coming.
Join us at the Hammer & Stain East Michigan studio on Sunday, May 30 at 1:00 pm for the Goose on the Loose Paint Party, where you’ll paint a 25" concrete goose — because nothing says “I have my life together” quite like a large, stylish, seasonally dressable porch goose.
Will your goose be classy? Sassy? Confused? Will it look like it pays taxes? Will it look like it shouldn’t be left unsupervised? Only you can decide.
While your masterpiece dries (and silently judges you), we’ll play Silly Goose Bingo — the only bingo game where you can win actual goose accessories and clothes. Yes, tiny outfits. Yes, they are everything you hope they are. Yes, your goose will absolutely need a wardrobe.
Your registration includes:
- One 25" goose ($125)
- All supplies to paint your goose
- Entry into Silly Goose Bingo with chances to win prizes
- A guaranteed afternoon of laughter, questionable color choices, and goose‑related joy
And just so you’re fully in the loop: registration closes May 22, so don’t wait too long or your future porch buddy may waddle off without you. No refunds for cancellations, because once these geese are ordered, they’re committed — and honestly, a little dramatic about it. The whole silly, feathery adventure happens right at Hammer & Stain East Michigan, 101 State Street, Harbor Beach, where your goose will proudly begin its new life of porch‑side fame.
Bring your creativity. Bring your friends. Bring your inner silly goose. Your porch is about to get a whole lot funnier.
How to Register:
- Select the 25' goose from the dropdown menu
- If coming with registered friends please list who you would like to sit with in the corresponding box
- Confirm your Order
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How to Register
How to Register
- Choose your project and design options from the drop down menu.
- If applicable include any relevant personal information needed to complete your stencil such as name or date.
- Confirm and Agree to our policies and terms.
- Add to Cart and checkout.
Cancellation Policy
Cancellation Policy
Once your order has been submitted we are immediately beginning the process of production of your personalized stencil. If you would like to cancel your reservation, you must give a minimum of 48 hour notice.
Please note a restocking fee of 30% of the total amount of the workshop will be deducted from your refund. Same day cancellations or no-shows will not be eligible for a refund. Cancellations will be processed on the day we receive your cancellation request. It may take up to 2 weeks for the refund to return to the account you used to purchase your items.
Hammer & Stain reserves the right to make any amendments to this policy at any time. Notification of any changes will be published on this page. If you have any inquiries regarding cancellations or any of our other policies please contact us.
Guest Policy
Guest Policy
Unless otherwise specified in the workshop description, unregistered
guests are not permitted to attend any workshop, whether it is a public
workshop or private party. Bringing an unregistered guest will result in the guest being asked to leave as this interferes with the attention and experience of our registered makers. Makers can inquire about purchasing a guest seat but the request will be subject to
approval.
By completing registration you are agreeing to these terms.
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